Sergeant Snark

The App

Tired of your boring step counter apps and buying activity devices? Try one that's funny AND entertaining and works from your phone. Sergeant Snark! Why not have a laugh while you're putting in all those "hard-earned" steps? This snarky little app will remind you to get it going when you're frozen in place (or the space-time continuum).

Sergeant Snark WILL have you getting your steps on and laughing at the same time.

This is for those who like some snarky, quick jab comedy. Don't expect Sergeant Snark to go easy on you. He made us do many steps just to get this app ready, but our face hurts with laughter.

No need for an activity device! It counts steps right from your phone or Apple Watch. Just need to have your phone or Apple Watch with you while you walk.

Sergeant Snark awaits. Don't disappoint the Sarge!

SergeAnt Snark

Stickers

Taunt your friends with the Sarge. He'll get 'em in to shape and straighten them out. Who better to carry your message than the Sarge? Tell them to get going in many snarky, quirky, funny ways. Boring text just doesn't compare to a message authored and delivered by Sergeant Snark.

Get the Sarge's stickers and never sending boring messages again.

Fun Sports

Stickers

Put a little fun and sporty in to your stickers. Are your friends sending you really funny messages and you can't come up with a clever message? Well, liven it up a little bit with the Fun Sports stickers. Slap a  Fun Sport sticker right over top of their cool message. From soccer (football) to American Football and even Gymnastics, your sport is in there. Yeah! It is!

So, get some fun and sporty stickers for yourself. You deserve it!